A review by fringebookreviews
How to Survive Your Murder by Danielle Valentine

1.0

I HATE every person in the reviews of this author’s second ya thriller saying they loved THIS book bc WHAT THE FUCK. The title should be HOW TO SURVIVE THIS FUCKING BOOK !

It would’ve been four stars at least if not for the last 3 minutes !!! Because !!!! Let me tell you that’s the REAL crime.

I’m lucky I read the second book by the author before this one bc I wouldn’t have touched it with a ten foot POLE out of pure respect for myself.