A review by grimondgalgmod
Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

1.0

Hmm. Well. So Stephenie Meyer wrote some Wuthering Heights fanfiction but couldn't stand that Heathcliff was a person of color and so turned him into the whitest thing ever. And a vegetarian. And made Cathy a passive nonentity. Boo. Boo I say.

I also learned that vampires don't like glam rock or puns but DO like baseball, and werewolves have husky voices. Woof.