A review by ashliesydel
There's No Way I'd Die First by Lisa Springer

adventurous funny lighthearted reflective relaxing tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? N/A
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

5.0

 Yes.. Just YES, this was everything. There were jump scares, funny deaths, sad deaths, a heroic animal, and a random animal like what? Annoying rich girls, finance bros, hypocrisy, a likable killer clown, big reveals, and just overall a good time.

Favorite Quote - "You killed her because she's white? NO, I killed her because ketchup on tacos is a hate crime."

I fucking needed this. Rich entitled teen influencers with large followings, attend an exclusive Fright Night party. Get drunk, take some edibles, then get chased down and murdered. It's fast paced, bloody, and hilarious. I'm cheering for the killer clown and get excited every time I see a horror movie reference.

The bad guy is playing games with them and being creative in his deaths. This is teen horror gold.

I'd love for this to be made into a movie. It would fit right in next to Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer. This could easily become a franchise. HIGHLY RECOMMEND.